i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people
one of my favourite Paintings EVER is that one w the 3 version of King Charles’ lookin contemplative bc it reminds me of that tweet of the girl like “So many fakes i can’t even trust myself to be real with me”
did you know that I’ve drunk almost 3/4 of this liter of bacardi am i gonna die. idec I’m eating a whole fucking block of cheese u can’t stop me ur not my mom. someone bring me crackers plz i love u ur the best x
You are doing yourself and your injured ankle such improper injustice by hobbling around everywhere on it... take heed to my & the other anons advice... USE THE FUCKING CRUTCHES!!! 😊
Hello other anon, lovely to see you. I have had well over 10 sprained ankles in my life. This one is not very severe at all. Just a lil hurt from being bent the wrong way when I got tripped up on the sidewalk. It is okay. I promise. I limited my walking since I got hurt because you know I want it to be strong but also because I’m lazy?? I don’t have any crutches handy considering I just moved to a different country so uuhhh it is still not gonna happen. Thanks for your concern. Love the emoji x
Ive had many a sprain in my day.I’ve basically fucked up both ankles in the past so they are super weak. I mean I refuse to be the kid on crutches the first week so I have been walking on it anyway. IDGAF if it hurts i will not use the crutches.
getting a lil bit drunk up here at trinity hall. I am jamming tha fuck our to kanye and watched 21 about blackjack man i love blackjack. No one is here because everyone left but whatever dude I’m just kicking it back with my bacardi #swag