Ya girl went in to college today to deal with the bank and get my refund check to pay for accommodation and lemme just tell you people are digging the accent.
im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it
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aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
I’m laying here typing from my bed because i have caught this awful fresher’s flu. I’m coughing so much i feel like i have tb. So all in all i feel GREEEAAAAT.
liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret
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This is so real
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