I’m laying here typing from my bed because i have caught this awful fresher’s flu. I’m coughing so much i feel like i have tb. So all in all i feel GREEEAAAAT.Read more
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.